tea is leaf water, coffee is bean water, soda is sugar water, people are blood water, everything is just fucking water
im not crying theres just a bit of homework in my eye
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
I WOULD LITERALLY DIE IF A BB SEAL CAME SCOOTING UP TO ME
my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them